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Friday, December 08, 2017

me and you and a muslim named boo

Flicking through the channels on the sexevision.
I alight on the paradoxically sexless CNN.
A spokesman from an Iranian proxy terror army styled Hamas is commenting on President Trump's decision to locate an American embassy in Jerusalem.
The Hamas spokesman Abu Binder Seendat through gritted teeth enunciates: "He has opened the gates of hell."
Somewhat ruefully I reply: "What, again?"
Talking back to the TV.
The first sign of wisdom.
But isn't it rum.
Muslim Jihadis don't just themselves refuse to recognise Jeruslam as Israel's capital.
They presume to threaten the rest of us with destruction, conflagration, mayhem, torture, sabotage and death if we dare to make up our own minds on the matter.
I flick the channel.
The BBC is earnestly suggesting that the current wave of forest fires across California has been caused by climate change.
I suppose when they're not colluding with corrupt British police officers to frame Cliff Richard for child abuse, the BBC likes nothing better than propagating fiction about the weather.
Here is the news.
The Muslim Brotherhood and its Al Qaeda and Isis franchises have been using forest fires as a weapon of war in Europe, Australia and America for more than a decade now.
There's no excuse for not being aware of this or for down playing it.
The Jihadis have initiated and accelerated forest fire war for ten years without any attention whatsoever being turned on their strategy by the BBC, CNN or any other left wing media organisation.
I flick the channel again.
Now it's Ireland's national broadcaster RTE, an atheistic, abortionist, Bolshevick anus of a channel (no disrespect to any anuses who may be reading this) financed through compulsory taxation on the gulpens of Ireland who by law are not allowed to set up a television station to compete with it.
(Gulpens? Citizenry surely - Ed note)
RTE's news programme is giving a pattycake report on a security forces rehearsal this week in Dublin for Muslim terror attacks.
Ah yes.
Rehearsing for what we'll do after they kill us.
The daintiness of the reportage is striking.
The RTE reporters are positively tiptoeing through the tulips.
(Tiptoeing through the Jihadis - Ringo Starr note)
Tiptoeing in the sense that while reporting yesterday's Irish army preparations for a Jihad attack on Ireland, RTE somehow are not mentioning Jihad, Muslims, Islam, the Prophet Muhammed, the Quran, Al Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, Isis, mass Muslim immigration into the West, or indeed anything, anything at all, germaine to the issue which might even mildly offend the Muslim Jihadis of Al Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, Isis et al, (particularly Al, he's the worst of them) who intent on Jihad slaughter are flooding into Ireland and who inspired by the Quran and the Prophet Muhammed are preparing even now to attack and kill as many of us as they possibly can in any way they possibly can, whether by head hacking, truck ramming, night club shooting, concert bombing, stabbing, poisoning, or indeed anything and everything they've been doing everywhere else for fourteen hundred ****ing years.
RTE can't even mention Jihad in a report on an Irish army pre-emptive training exercise to prepare for what we all know is coming next.
Oh baby.
And we're actually rehearsing now for what we know the Jihadis are going to do to us.
Our indolent soldiery are being drilled on looking tough and purposeful amid the corpses and burning buildings AFTER the thing has happened.
I suppose it's a form of security.
The army manoeuvres which RTE failed to effectively describe or analyse or even question a bit, actually involved the deployment of 500 soldiers on the streets of our capital in a what-if exercise built around a scenario where Jihadis kill eight people in a city centre attack while Irish intelligence suggests more attacks are imminent.
Not the least unreal aspect of this scenario is that Ireland doesn't have any substantial functioning intelligence service.
When the Irish police want to know what Jihadis and Muslim gangs are getting up to here, they read my old articles about the Black Jackets.
That's all they've got.
But here's a thought.
If we're deploying our army on the streets of our cities because we expect a Muslim Jihad attack, why not simply arrest and expel the Jihadis before they attack us?
I mean all of them.
Ho hum.
Probably more fun for the soldiers this way.
Getting paid to pretend to do something about the Jihad threat.
It sure beats fighting real Jihadis.
Safer too.
At least until the Jihadis step out of the shadows for real.
And you know folks, when the real attacks come, I fully expect RTE, the BBC and those sexless heroes of CNN, to attribute them to climate change.
I flick the channel in search of something lighter.
Like a pilgrim coming home, I arrive at MTV.
Ah MTV.
A group called Electric Six are hamming it up with a new version of one of their old hits.
It's objectionable but kind of good.
The bloke from Electric Six has grown a beard and is wearing Middle Eastern robes in order to make some point or other.
Seen from the right angle he looks a bit like the Ayatollah Khomeini.
He sings in that uniquely maniacal style of his:

"Jihadis in the disco
Jihadis in the disco
Jihadis in the Taco Bell
Jihadis in the disco
Jihadis in the disco
Jihadis in the gates of hell
Gates of hell
Nerdle ner ner ner ner
Fire in California
Fire in Portugal
Fire among the infidels
Fire in Australia
Fire in India
That's what we mean by
Gates of Hell
Nerdle ner ner
Dontchya wanna know why we keep starting fires
It's in our Qurans
You stupid morons
It's in our Qurans
Dontchya wanna know why we keep starting fires
It's in our Qurans
You stupid morons
It's in our Qurans
Nerdle ner ner ner ner ner
Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Danger, danger
High Muslims
When we hack
When we slash
When we kill
Danger, danger
High Muslims
When we murder
When we crash
For the thrill
Ner ner ner ner ner 
Dontchya wanna know why we keep derailing trains
Cos we're insane
Cos we're insane
Dontchya wanna know why we keep derailing trains
Cos we're insane
Cos we're insane
Nerdle ner ner
Danger, danger
High Jihad
When we slaughter
When we torture
Danger, danger
High Jihad
When we butcher
When we murder
Ner nerdle ner
Train derailments across India
Train derailments across Russia
Train derailments in South America
Train derailment in Lac Megantic Quebec
Nerdle ner
Train derailments in New York
Train derailments in Boston
Train derailments in Sant Iago De Compostela in Spain
And all across Russia
Ever more train wrecks
Nerdle ner ner ner ner
Nerdle ner nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Dontchya wanna know why we keep beheading people
They're not people
They're just sheeple
Dontchya wanna know why we keep beheading people
They're not people
They're just sheeple
Nerdle ner ner
Nerdle ner ner ner
Beheadings in London
Beheadings in Paris
Beheadings in the Philippines
Beheadings are really swell
Beheadings in Syria
Beheadings in Iraq
Beheadings across Africa
Beheadings in your town as well
Nerdle ner ner
Dontchya wanna know why we keep ramming cars and trucks into human beings
Cos we're obscene
Yes we're obscene
Dontchya wanna know why we keep ramming cars and trucks into human beings
Cos we're obscene
Yes we're obscene
Truck ramming in Barcelona
Truck ramming in New York
Truck ramming on London Bridge
Truck ramming in France
Truck ramming in Canada
Truck ramming in my fridge
Nerdle ner ner
Truck ramming in Jerusalem
Truck ramming in Glasgow
Truck rammings in Tel Aviv
It's not a sin
Truck rammings in Finsbury Park
Truck rammings in Nice, Nantes, Lyons and Dijon
Truck rammings in old Berlin
Danger, danger
High Muslims
When we head hack
When we torture
When we kill
Danger, danger
High voltage
When we slaughter
When we murder
For our Jihad thrill
Oh come on
Lover"

Like all Electric Six videos I think it goes too far. I've long concerned about the mental and spiritual health of the lead singer. I'd say he's not a well man.
But the song is finely wrought, fabulously studio engineered, strikingly performed, and it does have a message.



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Footnote: I wonder did the Glasgow reference mean the attack on Glasgow airport in 2007 which Al Qaeda claimed; or could it have meant a possible proxy attack in Glasgow via a Range Rover driven by William Payne which ran down two girls in 2010; or perhaps it was an oblique teaser reference to the mysterious helicopter crash in Glasgow in 2013 where a helicopter hit a pub and killed ten people; or might it not have been a reference to an out of control bin lorry with driver Harry Clarke behind the wheel which killed six people in Glasgow in 2014. Lots of things going bump in the night in Glasgow.

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