who killed cock robin

(or who hacked into the mainframe computer at sony corporation to steal movies no one is interested in?)

not i said the jihadi
even though i'm a baddy
i didn't do it with my little axe
not enough blood you see
and i prefer completely different sorts of attacks

not i said kim jong un
president of the north koreans
munching down his be-ans
we've never even heard of sony corp
and most of us haven't used a computer before
know what i me-ans

it was me said sanjio takamura
chief executive of sony
i hacked our computura
with my fingers bony
to drum up prepublicity
for our worthless multi million dollar movies
that no one was talking about
i guess that makes us a liddle bit phony
over here at sony