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60,000 Muslims walk into a bar and say: "Let's just take this."



(Footnote: The Irish government now admits that previous estimates have vastly understated the number of Muslims in migrating into Ireland. The Irish government now posits that the real figure for Muslims present in Ireland is 60,000 and not 30,000 as previously stated. The true figure is of course much much higher. They're here. And they're queer. And they intend to hack off people's heads for drinking beer. Well, you know what I mean.)