heelenberg's chaos theory

(The Dynamics Of Positive And Negative Attractors, or: "Pardon Me But Your Breasts Are In My Soup.")
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Theory: For a male of the human species engaged in contemplating a heavenly body, a "come hither" look is indistinguishable from a "get lost creep."

Corollorary 1: The phrases "Drop dead," and "Come up and see me big boy," are synonyms.

Corollary 2: The person who formulated the dictum No Means No was not a preraphaelite.