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Monday, September 20, 2010

this week in the jihad

Al Qaeda have been having a blast...
 
1) British police have announced that they wish to interview a Mediterranean looking couple who were caught on closed circuit television visiting the apartment building of a young M15 (secret service) code breaker found murdered recently. For Mediterranean couple, read Muslims. I suppose we're lucky really. If New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg had been on the job, he would have claimed the cops were looking for a white couple. Best not to worry the proles, eh Mike. Ah the perils of sensitivity training. The British police have been hinting that the code breaker may have died in a sex game or committed suicide. His family have refuted this strongly. The police have withdrawn their early inexplicable lies suggesting the code breaker was involved in the gay lifestyle. You really have to ask what sort of police officers are investigating this death. I mean you have to ask what religion they are. The code breaker was found sealed in a locked sports kit bag. The police claim they restaged the death and that an officer was actually able to lock himself in the kit bag. They really don't want to find the murderer, do they! The sex game theory has been formally nixed by the same police officers, but they are still hoping for suicide. Much more convenient than actually catching the Al Qaeda cell that killed him.
 
2) British police have released without charge the six Muslims who were plotting to kill the Pope during his visit to the UK. The police now say the plot was a joke. So no charges. No Jihad here. Move along folks. And Al Qaeda have a nice new line of defence for any of their unsuccessful assassination missions. "It was all a joke." Most tellingly in America, the entire incident was reported without any mention of Muslims. The Brits were at least a little less bound by suicidal political correctness in that regard. Nonetheless the six Mussie assassins are free. I wonder what their next joke will be.
 
3) American Airlines has claimed an honest mistake caused the forced diversion of one of its planes to Shannon in Ireland last week. The plane filled up with smoke from the mobile phone of a passenger who hasn't been named. The unnamed passenger had plugged his mobile phone into what he said was a charging device. The unnamed passenger claimed he didn't realise the smoke was coming from his mobile phone and its charging device. The unnamed  passenger continued blissfully unaware that his smoke emitting mobile phone and its charging device were causing panic on board the American Airlines flight even as the plane diverted to Shannon. The unnamed passenger was found with his smoke emitting mobile phone and its charging device only after the plane had diverted to Shannon. Here is the news. The unnamed passenger is not being named because he is Muslim and the idiot authorities are as usual protecting his interests rather than the interests of the law abiding travelling public. The incident was a teaser mission for Al Qaeda. Spread panic. Force a plane diversion. And lose no personnel because the incompetent law enforcement and civil aviation clowns are accepting every time that the whole thing was an honest mistake. American Airlines is formally inaugurating a new advertising slogan which will be: Hear no Jihad, Speak no Jihad, see no Jihad.
 
4) Judge Michael Peart in Ireland this week released brutal knife murderer Bechir Jelidi into the community, refusing point blank to extradite the cold blooded slaughterer to Italy. The case has been quite adequately reported in the Daily Mail. Judge Michael Peart used legal technicalities to justify his refusal to extradite murderer Bechir Jelidi to Italy where he has already been convicted for his murder. Clearly Judge Michael Peart is not bound by our extradition treaties with our European partners. Clearly Judge Michael Peart can make up extradition treaties of his own. Clearly Judge Michael Peart believes that Judge Michael Peart will never answer to the general public for his release of murderer Bechir Jelidi into our midst. We are farm animals to Judge Michael Peart. Why on earth should he uphold the law for us? And so he doesn't. He upholds his own makey uppy laws. Justice for Al Qaeda murderers. To hell with the rest of the human race. Bechir Jelidi butchered a man called Faikal M'Rad Kamiri in Florence in 1995. Inexplicably Bechir Jelidi was given refugee status in Ireland eight years ago. We must assume he paid for his refugee status handsomely with donations to appropriate Fianna Fail politicians and/or Judges. One is reminded of the one million dollar donation given some years ago to then Prime Minister Albert Reynolds' pet food factory by a Palestinian Jihadi who received an Irish passport in return. Albert Reynolds maintains he never knew the Palestinian had given him a million dollars. But Albert Reynolds had obviously grown accustomed to accepting the kindness of passing Arabs. Interestingly enough Albert Reynolds' daughter Leonie is like Michael Peart a Judge of the High Court. And justice for all, indeed. Bechir Jelidi was represented in court last week by scoundrel barristers who were provided to Bechir Jelidi under Ireland's free legal aid system. This means we are all paying for knife killer Bechir Jelidi's frivolous legal manoeuvres and his insults to the dead. The wheel is rigged and it's the only game in town.
 
5) A leading Pakistani politician exiled in London was stabbed to death in the street. I don't know if he was a good guy or a bad buy. There were some reports that he had been in exile because of a murder charge against him in Pakistan. He's dead as the Dodo anyway. How long before the British police announce that they think he may have committed suicide? I can see it all. Earnest goony faced officers will hold a press conference where they'll demonstrate how he could have inflicted the fifty stab wounds upon himself if he stabbed himself, er, really quickly.
 
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Conclusion: The main danger for Al Qaeda operatives engaged in terror war with humanity, is that they will die laughing at our pathetic inaction in the face of their ongoing attacks. Sure as hell, nothing else is gonna kill em.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

loved the admiral and the ladybird Philo

9:54 PM  

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