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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

two scum in conversation by phone

Tony Hayward (Chairman of former oil giant BP): "So if we get the Lockerbie bomber released, you'll allow us to drill for oil off Libya?"
 
Colonel Muammer Gadaffi (Libyan leader): "Tony, Tony, Tony. Of course we will. If you can get my mass murdering agent Abdul Bertie Basset Al Magrahi released you can drill as much as you like... (Hangs up. Gadaffi now muses aloud to himself.) Of course if you find anything, we'll just nationalise the oil fields again. Nyah, ha, ha. You'll be just like Jack Welch of General Electric helping arm the Islamic Republic of Iran. You'll end up with nothing for selling your soul. Nyah ha. Nyah ha ha. Nyahh haah haah haaaah, Gee Force."

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