The Heelers Diaries

the fantasy world of ireland's greatest living poet

My Photo
Name:
Location: Kilcullen (Phone 087 7790766), County Kildare, Ireland

Monday, July 19, 2010

an open letter to tony o'reilly proprietor of independent newspapers

Tony O'Reilly.
Were you in any way involved in the rather dubious events surrounding your protege Cian O'Connor's showjumping gold medal win in the Olympics?
You will be aware that after the competition your protege Cian O'Connor was stripped of his medal.
You will be aware that your protege Cian O'Connor's horse tested positive for illegal substances.
You will be aware that the specimens taken from your protege Cian O'Connor's horse then went missing in extraordinary circumstances.
You will be aware that a motor cycle courrier carrying information relating to the drugs tests on your protege Cian O'Connor's horse was hijacked and all evidence relating to your protege Cian O'Connor's horse purloined.
You will be aware that an office in Kildare containing further information relating to your protege Cian O'Connor and his horses was broken into, and other evidence relating to your protege Cian O'Connor and his horses was purloined.
You will be aware that your protege Cian O'Connor had previously been caught doping his horses in competition.
You will be aware that another showjumper called Jessica Kurten spoke out against your protege Cian O'Connor's continued presence on the Irish showjumping team.
You will be aware that investigators then claimed to have found dope in one of Jessica Kurten's horses.
You will be aware that I have suggested Jessica Kurten may have been framed by individuals sympathetic to your protege Cian O'Connor.
You will be aware that your trophy wife (the second one, the Greek shipping heiress) is a senior executive at the organisation styled the Irish National Stud.
You will be aware that you personally are Cian O'Connor's major sponsor.
You will be aware that Cian O'Connor is your protege.
Did you Tony O'Reilly have anything to do with this extraordinary series of events?
I think you did.
James Healy

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home