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Monday, August 10, 2009

idea for a cartoon for my nephew tom

The dogs are playing a football match with the cats.
It's Woof Woof United versus Meow Meow City.
Paddy Pup is captain of the dogs' team.
Rufus, the stray from up the road, is captain of the cats' team.
George the Saint Bernard takes the kick off and runs up the field.
Any cat near him gets bowled into the air by his run.
The referee is Hammy.
She gives a penalty because George played the cats and not the ball.
Rufus takes the penalty.
Rufus runs up to the ball and feints to the left sending dogs goalie Wagger McGrew diving the wrong way.
Wagger McGrew saves the penalty anyway with his long bushy tail.
Rufus says: "Rats!"
Some rats who are watching the match say: "Nothing to do with us."
The match is halted again as the cats discover the dogs have a ringer in their squad.
Ronaldo is playing with a fake tail strapped to his behind.
Ronaldo is sent off.
Almost as soon as play restarts there is another interuption as the dogs forget about the ball and chase the cats up a tree.
When order is restored the cats jump on the ball and burst it with their claws.
Hammy blows the whistle for full time.
They all go in the house for cakes and lemonade.

Next week: Hamster Athletic versus Hen Wanderers.

2 Comments:

Blogger Genevieve Netz said...

The cats should have sprung out from ambush and attacked. They're good at that!

2:19 AM  
Anonymous MissJean said...

Sounds more interesting than the American football match I watched.

6:26 PM  

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