by the numbers

Tony O'Reilly's anti Catholic Independent Newspapers group currently has debts of 1.5 thousand million dollars.
That's 1.5 billion.
This is for the newspaper group that claims every household in Ireland is buying its titles.
Listen.
The limitless debts accruing to O'Reilly's unread and unreadable newspapers have mounted up while his acolytes have spent the last thirty years telling us how popular they all are.
And of course how profitable they are.
You know what.
We could all declare million dollar profits using if the idiot loss making corrupt collapsing banks, gave us one and half billion smackeroos to play with.
Hoo boy.
All that's needed is a little creative accounting.
Accountancy tricks.
Profits of millions.
But, er, we owe a thousand five hundred million.
Oh yes.
We could all own nationally and internationally published newspapers if it was understood by our corrupt bankers (Wankers surely? - Ed note) that we should be facilitated in losing one and a half billion quid along the way.
For crying out loud.
Even the half wits at the Johnston Press in taking over 300 newspapers they knew nothing about, even those scrote faced hipster doophuses, even they only ran up a debt of 500 mill.
Seriously O'Reilly.
You're doing a brilliant job.