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Friday, January 02, 2009

today they said

"I woke up and there were these burning buildings on my television. Human rights goes beyond Jewish, Muslim, any of that."
Annie Lennox, at a press conference where she was flanked by Iranian television presenter George Galloway and IRA supporter Ken Livingstone. (Shown on Skybollah.)

"What is remarkable about the great Annie Lennox is that she has never hosted a television press conference about suicide bombings in Israel. Hers is a most selective humanitarianism. Not concerned about Jewish, Muslim or any of that? Really? Let's hear you speak out about Iran, and Hezbollah, and Syria, and the Taliban, and Al Qaeda, and all the rest of the Muslim terror elite. Oh right. You're not concerned. Here is the news. Annie Lennox's concerns are solely and perpetually expressed in order to help Muslim terrorists avoid the consequences of their actions. But really she does care about Muslim, Jewish, all of that. She cares enough never to criticise Muslim terror groups in any of the countries where Muslim terror groups have been carrying out murders over the past seven years. Namely, India, Thailand, East Timor, the Phillipines, Bali, Russia, China, Britain, Spain, France, the Netherlands, the USA, the entire Middle East, all of North Africa, Argentina, and let's not forget Ireland. It's a lot isn't it? But only when Israel takes the initiative against the Palestinians, only then does the great Lennox speak out."
James Healy

"This all could end up in failure like the Israeli invasion of Lebanon in 2006."
Dermot Murnaghan, former presenter of the quiz show The Eggheads, now a news presenter for Sky News.

"What the great Murnaghan refers to as the Israeli invasion of Lebanon in 2006, was in fact a two pronged attack on Israel, featuring the Iranian sponsored proxy terror army Hamas entering Israel from Gaza and murdering and kidnapping soldiers, while the Iranian sponsored proxy terror army known as Hezbollah entered Israel from Lebanon, murdering and kidnapping more Israeli soldiers before fleeing back to Lebanon pursued by the Israeli army. It's not really an Israeli invasion in that context, is it Dermo? In all fairness. What happened in 2006 was just another cowardly Arab sneak attack on a democratic western nation. Irony of ironies. You can see this week how upsetting it is for Arab terrorists when they get taken by surprise. Yet they've been full of suprises themselves for the past fifty years. Go back to the Eggheads Murnaghan. Like Arab terror you're past your sell by date."
James Healy

"Oh the humanity. Children crying. The fog of war. The fog of diplomacy. Oh, I haven't the foggiest. The Israeli elections. All to do with the Israeli elections. Israel doesn't mind terrorism really. It's all to do with the elections. I'm a Sky News presenter. Someday I may graduate to working with Iranian television like that sexy Jackie Rowland. Now there's a broadcaster who knows her humanitarianism from her radical Islam. Anyhoo. Israel bad. Muslim terrorists good. I'm Tim Marshall, Sky News, over and out."
Tim Marshall

"Marshall, oh great Marshall, you're a pill."
James Healy

6 Comments:

Blogger Adrienne said...

I'm not sure exactly when this fascination with celebrety started. It's as though these people, by virtue of their popularity, have something to say to which we should all bend our collective ear.

Odd too - Annie Lennox was married to an Israeli and has two children with him. I never liked her or her music.

Can't wait for Madonna and Britney Spears to weigh in on the conflict. Perhaps Obambi can ask for their opinions. At the very least he should consult with Sean Penn and Bono. Can you say mental midget??

9:47 PM  
Blogger Schneewittchen said...

I do like Annie Lennox, however I'm not sure that qualifies her to make public pronouncements about Israel.

I love the name Obambi. I shall now co-opt that, calling him Osama bin Barack (as I do) is well beyond its sell-by date.

I simply do not get, and bear in mind that thee and I are pretty wildly apart on Politics Jim-Bob, why it is the thing to blame the Israelis. WHY? Hamas are a terrorist organisation in government, and an organisation whose stated mission statement if you like, is to get rid of Israel. They ignored the negotiated ceasefire of the past six months and when Israel is driven to return some part of the compliment on their sacred day, ie, that's how bad it got for them, somehow it's STILL their fault.
I really, really don't get it.

1:48 AM  
Blogger heelers said...

Hey Ade. I've been reading Saint James. Not me. The real one. He has a line where he refers to Michael the warrior angel in debate with Satan, and refusing to use pejorative language. This strikes most nearly upon my heart. I have a weakness for the telling phrase. Er, I mean the cheap shot. I'm always trying to say something sensational. If you take the pejoratives out of my writing, there's not much left. But I've been thinking about Saint James and toying with the notion of striking out towards civility in the discourse! But, if I do, how on earth will I address myself to the traitors, Michael Moore, Noam Chomsky, Robert Fisk et al, Particularly Al. I hate him.
Schneewittchen, you can sing it. The bit about us having different politics. If the Jihadis have shown the free world nothing else, they've shown us how divided we are.
J

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here in Michigan, les than 1,000 people gathered in Dearborn to protest the Israeli attacks. Most of them weren't of Palistinian descent, since they are a small group. But the big deal was a letter from a number of Jewish, Christian and Muslim leaders to call for a ceasefire and negotiations.

What irritated me were people like the Jewish woman who said she didn't agree with Hamas sending rockets into Israel, but "people need to understand the other side's story or this will never end. It will just go on and on and on."

It sounds so true and right - except that Hamas's charter calls for Israel's destruction. And Israel perfectly understands "the other side's story."

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah... cut myself off. I wanted to say that these "community leaders" often operate like celebrities. Here Jews, Christians, and Muslims work together and live peacefully. So the people involved in the interfaith councils and such think that solutions that work here should easily work in the Middle East.

But if you talk to the Chaldeans who immigrated around the '40s or the Persian (Iranian) immigrants after the Shah's overthrow - they'll tell you the "melting pot" environment is alien to their culture. And peaceful co-existance works until one group gets the upperhand over another group that was their traditional annihilation target.

5:40 PM  
Blogger heelers said...

MissJ, I appreciated hearing you say that the interfaith councils actually work in places. It's an optimistic note on a dark enough day. I spent the afternoon in a cafe in Dublin pondering the possibility of going outside to shout at the protestors: "No more Arab terror," and "No more Al Qaedas." I didn't do it. Hence I'm still here!
J

10:51 PM  

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