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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

comrade healzov is a cia spy

Afternoon coffee with Marriedski in the Insomnia cafe on Nassau street.
She taught me some Russian.
We discussed Russia.
I asked was Vladimir Putin's government behind various murders, assassinations and poisonings of journalists, dissidents and the occasional head of state.
Marriedski accused me of being full of British and American imperialist propaganda.
She really did.
Without batting an eyelid.
The very idea.
I like Marriedski.
Time with her is always well spent.
But I dread to think what our relationship would be like if the Russians had won the Cold War.
When she'd gone I let out a long sigh.
"Thank God," sez I, "for the British and American imperialists."

3 Comments:

Blogger Schneewittchen said...

Hmmm.....I was reading just the other day about some of Putin's .... anomalies. Scary stuff.

6:13 AM  
Blogger Genevieve Netz said...

Have you played your CD for her?

7:33 AM  
Blogger heelers said...

Schnee, he's scary and he's not even trying.
Gen, The Geneva Convention outlaws the use of my CDs in interrogations of this nature.
James

9:02 PM  

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